Showing posts with label Fun Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun Stuff. Show all posts

I'm With Her....



And a few Anime DVD's would be nice too...

The Irony of it Does Not Escape me...

A few random paraprosdokian points:

- Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
- If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.
- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- Women will never be equal to men till they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive again.
- The voices in my head may be fake, but they have good ideas!
- Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
- I scream the same way whether I'm about to be eaten by a shark or seaweed touches my foot.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
- There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
- You're never too old to learn something stupid.

And finally:

- The R1 Anime business is a cruel and shallow financial trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

The Only Way To Fly

Now this is my idea of air travel:


Who will be first to guess the characters correctly in order from left to right? :-)

Now where do I buy my ticket??...  (hat tip to Sean for sending)

Speed Walking?

This is possibly the best commercial - ever.


And the runner up? Oh yeah.

Condomania

In Japan, 'Condomania' is not about a speculative bubble in lower cost housing...


HEH. Hat tip to Sean for sending!

Every Anime OP Ever Made in Four Minutes

Well, almost...


Derek Lieu clearly has too much spare time on his hands...

What We DON'T Do to Your Packages...

Sometimes all that high tech, high volume package moving equipment can work against you. Ships fast? Yes. Ships well? hmmmm... Here is a parcel at Amazon, and a great example of what WON'T happen to your package here at RACS:


Just imagine if that one had your Anime figurine order inside...uggg.

Zen Wisdom

Ten Thoughts to Ponder:

10: Life is sexually transmitted.

9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks - they'll bother me instead.

6: Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought:

1: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers - what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

PS: Don't worry too much about old age - it doesn't last long.

HEH. Hat tip to Jerry for sending.

Angry German Kid Watches K-ON

Hey, I know how he feels...



This explains some of those e-mails that I get... LOL!

WTF?

A clear case of Yui over indulgence...


Still, not quite as creepy as the obligatory 2D sleep over:


OMG! (Hat tip to Sean for sending!)

The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

Brilliant!

Have an Nice Weekend Everyone!

Here's a little something someone dug up on the intertubes for me today:



This song is awesome. And they really like Vodka in Finland. Here too. ;-)

Have a great weekend everyone!

Real Driving

I know that some of you out there greatly admire the skills it takes to drive a car at 200mph in a circle...

... but for me, THIS IS REAL DRIVING:



It's Initial D for real.

I'm dreaming of that being me driving all over some Anime studios good intentions to help their retail partners in the living room with kitchy little incentive ideas while screwing us over royally just outside the front door by favoring some companies with better pricing, and giving competitors control over our inventory. It's easy to run great sales on products sitting in your warehouse you didn't ever have to pay for. The rest of us have to work for a living.

HEH.

Zombies...

...want the same thing we do.



Indeed they do! :-)

What It's Like Inside My Head Sometimes...

...frequently after doing customer service.


Yes, that's very much what it's like to be in the Anime business. Thanks for asking...

Evangelion Girls Back on Top

The recent release of the 2nd Evangelion movie (You can (not) advance) in Japan has resulted in all three of the Evangelion female leads ranking in the latest top 10 Newtype character survey. But the big news is that Makinami Mari Illustrious (the new girl) has taken the #1 slot over Yui, Tenshi, Yuri, and even her costars Rei and Asuka...

Here's the latest Newtype ranking:

1. Makinami Mari Illustrious (Shin Seiki Evangelion)
2. Hirasawa Yui (K-On!!)
3. Tenshi (Angel Beats!)
4. Yurippe (Angel Beats!)
5. Ayanami Rei (Evangelion)
6. Suzumiya Haruhi (Haruhi)
7. Akiyama Mio (K-On!!)
8. Shikinami Asuka Langley (Shin Seiki Evangelion)
9. Nagato Yuki (Haruhi)
10. Sheryl Nome (Macross F)

Mind you these are the results of Japanese fans. Asuka is still my #1 gal. :-)

Clarke and Dawe ask the Million Dollar Questions...

Leave it to our friends in Australia to sum up the entire current global financial crisis in less than 3 minutes: